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Why do elephants have flat feet?

19 Dec

One of our teens unearthed a 1o1 Elephant Jokes book from our church’s quagmire of a library. They are so bad (the jokes, not the teens!) that you can’t help but laugh. Here’s a sampling.

What do elephants have that no other animal has?
Baby Elephants!

Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To put out forest fires!

Why do elephants have flat feet?
To put out burning ducks!

Why does an elephant never forget?
What’s he got to remember?!

Why do elephants drink?
They want to forget.

How do you make an elephant float?
Two scoops of ice cream, soda, and some elephant!

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6 Comments

Posted by on December 19, 2006 in humor

 

6 responses to “Why do elephants have flat feet?

  1. flacie

    December 21, 2006 at 4:06 am

     
  2. Josh

    December 21, 2006 at 12:37 pm

    Thanks for the links, Katherine.

    Have you read GIVEN FOR YOU by Sproul and Matthison? I’ve thought of teaching a whole Sunday School quarter just on the ordinances/sacraments of baptism and Lord’s Supper. If you guys own the book, I’d like to borrow it sometime.
    Thanks.

     
  3. flacie

    December 26, 2006 at 12:02 am

    No, although I checked it out of interlibrary loan. I very much want to read it.

    “I’ve thought of teaching a whole Sunday School quarter just on the ordinances/sacraments of baptism and Lord’s Supper.” That would be splendid! I’d love to go to it!

     
  4. flacie

    December 27, 2006 at 3:08 am

    “our church’s quagmire of a library.”
    And the choir said, “Amen!” Preach it, Pastor! šŸ™‚

     
  5. Josh

    December 27, 2006 at 2:55 pm

    Katherine,
    What are your top choices for college that you and your parents have narrowed down so far?

     
  6. flacie

    December 28, 2006 at 2:16 am

    We’re still narrowing it. šŸ™‚

     

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